richwhitelesbian:

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

i got fired because of you

starkassembled:

zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM